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Well, my man and I have agreed that its time to take a break and to organise a lot of nothings and nowheres to go.  Come Friday 16th August we will be closing the offices in the UK and Italy for a two-week summer break and will be doing absolutely nothing.  Of course we may be inspired to write (me) or do one of those big boxes of jigsaw that have been gathering dust (my man).  We might even cook a bit, perhaps not.  Busy is a word that everyone uses when you ask them how they are doing.  Busy, busy they say, you know how it is!  So for all those modern-day people of all ages, who have forgotten how not to be busy,  I am dedicating to you the following song courtesy of Winnie the Pooh.Image

I’m busy doing nothing, nothing the whole day through

Trying to find lot’s of things not to do,

I’m busy going nowhere, isn’t it just a crime,

I’d like to be unhappy but, I never do have the time!

Now, if that doesn’t make you smile and to think about slowing down, there must be something really wrong with you.  When we were children, we spent a lot of time having adventures and most of these were had without leaving one’s bedroom or garden.   Read, read, read.  Yes, you must read a good book.  When is the last time you picked up a real one?  Not the downloaded variety, the paper and cardboard sort which you carry around like a good friend.  If you do not have a library at home, go to your local one or even lazier, visit http://www.firstchapters.net and read the first few chapters of any book and, if you like it, buy it on-line.  In fact order a box full that will take you at least two weeks to read and put all your electronic equipment in a dark drawer somewhere.   Yes, I’m serious.  When not reading, relax with an early evening aperitivo with your loved one or close friends.  Wander around your garden or a nearby bit of countryside or park, and slowly absorb the plants and the insects that are visiting the flowers.  Breath in the fresh air.  You are feeling better already aren’t you? I certainly am and in the run up to the start of our doing nothing break, I’m going to clear my desk of debris, polish it and only put back the essentials.   The rest can go in the bin or a box!

Ripening grapes on our lower terrace. Photo P Finnigan

Ripening grapes on our lower terrace.
Photo P Finnigan

OK, enough of that, I think you may have got the message!  Here in our beautiful Tuscan garden there is always something to marvel about.  We have a small corner that is shaded by a roughly shaped pergola which is currently supporting a couple of large vines and wisteria, all tangled up together!

The grass, or should I say ground cover weeds, are now burnt to a crisp brown, so the vine leaves are a nice green contrast.  These hills, whilst brown from the sun, retain their colour with the vines and the silver green of the olive trees.

We were told to expect heavy rain this last week but nothing happened.  We always know when water is low in the streams and lakes, because the bees are swarming over Farty Barty’s water bowl for a drink.  We have to carefully scoop out the ones that have got too wet, so they can dry out and fly away again!

A shady path under the fruit trees, leading to the Olive Grove.

A shady path under the fruit trees, leading to the Olive Grove.
Photo P Finnigan

We are very fortunate to have many fir and cypress trees in our garden, that provide plenty of shade for both the villa and garden.  Temperatures are around thirty-five degrees at present and tree shade is very important; a brolly alone is insufficient.

August is proving to be busier than expected in our Local village of Fiano.  Saturdays are the changeover days for most of the Agriturismi (Farms with accommodation) and the hotels.  I went for my usual espresso coffee fix and there were quite a few strangers wandering through the village.  Over coffee, at Laura’s cafe/Alimentari, a lovely Italian lady spent five minutes trying to get me to say her name correctly which is Grazianna.  the trouble is, we northern Europeans simply cannot roll our rrrrr’s sufficiently to get the correct sound.  I got my own back by asking her to pronounce June.  Not pronouncing the vowel at the end of a word is the most difficult thing for an Italian.  consequently, I am usually called Juni!

The charismatic Silvio Berlusconi

The charismatic Silvio Berlusconi

And so to the gorgeous Silvio.  Wikipedia has updated its profile for Silvio Berlusconi to ‘Is an Italian Politician, entrepreneur, media tycoon and convicted fraudster, who served three times as Prime Minister of Italy’  It is interesting to note, where they have inserted ‘convicted fraudster’, tucked in above having served three times as Prime Minister.  Talk to any Italian in your local bar and they will always shrug their shoulders and say, that at least Italian politics is openly corrupt, unlike some governments in northern Europe!  I think it’s also time for Silvio to get busy planning to do nothing for a while, the only decision he needs to make is in which swimming pool should he float his time away, whilst under house arrest.   He can happily doze away, counting all the 5.7 billion euros he has admitted to owning, to help him go to sleep!  Poor man.

Well time to get ready to collect my man from the station after a hard week in London.  He’ll be delighted to know about all the nothing things I’ve listed for him to do during our holiday.

Salute & Amore June x

PS Don’t forget to check out http://www.firstpages.net for your holiday reading!  I recommend My Father, The Assassin’ by J W Finnigan.

I am full of enthusiasm this morning, as I have so much to tell you about the last seven days in our lovely spot on the edge of Chianti.

Farty Barty stays out of reach on Vets day. Photo P Finnigan

Farty Barty stays out of reach on Vets day.
Photo P Finnigan

Yes, it’s true, my man and I, not forgetting Farty Barty the cat, are very lucky to be here and we celebrate this fact every evening with a nice chilled aperitivo on our upper terrace.  Yes, there is a lower terrace, otherwise we would not have an upper one would we?  On the subject of the garden and my man, you may recall that the latter has had an ongoing battle with the pretty dark red furry ones, that love to throw the sharp remains of pine nuts on his head.  Now the little devils  are eating the ripe figs!  We have yet to see the Pine Martens, but we know they get together with the squirrels at night, have midnight fig feasts, and leave us with nothing but small hard green ones.

Remaining hard green figs. Photo June Finnigan

Remaining hard green figs.
Photo June Finnigan

I don’t mind this at all, I like to think that the garden attracts all and sundry from the countryside.  My man thinks the squirrels may be eating the young courgettes too, however, I say that if you can’t see any tooth marks then it’s not them, but a sneaky wild pig (cinghiale) with a straight blade knife.   I have already talked a lot about the very noisy cicada, but with hand over my mouth and trying not to snigger, I must tell you that my man is also being dive bombed by these flying insects every time he walks under a tree!

Well enough of that.  Back in Fiano, our local village, the pensioners were queueing up for their pensions outside La Posta.  This is a first of the month event, and takes all morning to pay everyone out.  There is only room for four people inside, so the poor things have to queue outside in the hot sun.  I know most of these lovely people by sight and we always exchange ‘Buon Giorno’s’.  For some reason I stopped and asked (in Italian of course) a few familiar faces why they don’t have their pensions paid into the bank.  This was a silly thing to do and no sooner had I opened my mouth, I knew the answer.  Cash is king here in Italy.  The minute you bank anything it is taxed and it is up to you to claim it back if you think you are entitled to do so.  A few years ago I made the mistake of opening an account with one hundred euros.  I never got to use the account, then a several months later I received a statement  and  the whole balance  had been swallowed up by tax and bank charges!  Ouch….

It is the start of August, and here in Tuscany everything is winding down.  This is traditional, as all Italians, if they can afford it and many can’t this year, are packing up and leaving for the coast or the mountains where the air is cooler.  If you are reading this and intend coming to Tuscany this month, think again!  Eighty percent of shops, restaurants and bars close for at least two weeks in August and sometimes for the whole month.   We are already seeing  tourists wandering around what to them, must seem to be ghost towns and villages.    Poor Laura and her daughter in the Bar/Alimentare in Fiano, have been working in inside temperatures of forty-two degrees and are quite rightly closing in the afternoons.  We go there every morning for our Espresso coffee fix and yesterday my man had to bury his red face in the newspaper, because he had eaten the last Pasta di Marmellata and a disgruntled local wanted to know why it had not been kept back for him!

Bougainvillea with butterfly top right. photo June Finnigan

Bougainvillea with butterfly top right.
photo June Finnigan

And now to the subject of butterflies.  Yes, I am talking about those beautiful fluttering things that visit the flowers for their nectar.  I have been frantically trying to photograph a really big one, so that I can find out what it is and send you a picture.  But would you believe it, just when I think I have captured the perfect shot it waves good-bye and is off.  However, this has resulted in some lovely pictures of the Bougainvillea, which is winding its way up the bottom of a fir-tree from the lower terrace, so you can at least enjoy one of those.  If you strain your eyes, you might just see a bit of butterfly top right!  If you can identify it, please let me know.

Poor old Silvio Berlusconi has had a hard time this week.  In the empty court a carabiniere (policeman) got so bored after seven hours of waiting for the judges to return with their verdict, that he broke into a spontaneous dance and white-gloved moves apparently inspired by the Village People’s hit song YMCA.  It’s now hugely popular on YouTube!  You can smile at this, however, the final verdict was not even a tiny bit funny from Silvio’s point of view.  This is a very rich man, with many questionable connections and he likes pretty girls.  He has been Prime Minister of Italy three times and has a massive right-wing following.  According to some of the people in our local bar, he is the perfect target for jealous left-wing politicians and judges.  When seeking election some years ago Silvio quoted ”Out of love for Italy, I felt I had to save it from the left.”  So, whatever your point of view, as Silvio declared in May 2010 ‘As prime Minister, I never had the feeling that I was in power…..’  No picture today as he is currently looking too sad.  But watch this space, he’ll be back!

Well it’s time for a relaxing aperitivo and then lunch at ‘C’era Una Volta’ in Lucardo.

Have a good week and do get in touch.

Salute June x

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Bentornati and Benvenuti to all my Lovely Followers,

It’s a wonderful thing to be able to write to you all every week, and to tell you about the fun and interesting goings on in my little bit of Tuscany.  I would, however, like to first mention my Man.  He has just returned from five working days in London and he had some very interesting ‘journey’ stories to tell.   Before I go into these, I must say that I am forever grateful for him handing out my author cards and promoting me , his girlie, wherever he goes.  He is currently reading an ancient leather-bound book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne and called The Scarlet Letter.  This book is an heirloom and has been in our family since 1850 and always comes up fresh.  It is also small and easy to travel with.  He was on the train reading it and an Italian lady opposite asked if he was reading the Bible!  She turned out to be incredibly interesting, a teacher in New York, with a house on the very ‘tip’ of Italy, had flown into Pisa from London, was staying a few days in Florence and was then going to a Persian Wedding in Rome.  Phew!  Earlier my man was on a flight from Luton to Pisa and before take off, he was settling in to the pleasing fact that he was going to have three seats all to himself.  Then two very large (but lovely) ladies rushed in through the door at the last-minute.  His heart sank, as they headed straight for him.  They were friends but their seats were one each side of him and he is not a small man.   Thankfully, the blonde one offered him her window seat, however, as they strapped themselves in it was obvious he was going to be well and truly wedged up against the window for two hours!  If he had wanted anything out of his pocket, there was no way of getting his hand in and for the whole flight he had nothing to eat or drink.   But bless them, these ladies from the Midlands were so funny and entertaining that the time flew by and he came away armed with some hilarious ‘blond’ jokes!

Meanwhile, back at the Bar/Alimentari in Fiano, Sig Rotund is unhappy with the inconsistent arrival of the newspapers and in particular, the sporting pages.  Today he sent an Algerian runner for one, but he came back empty-handed.  Now Sig Rotund is a very popular customer and poor Laura the owner did not want to disappoint him yet again.  So she walked down to the other bar to get him one.  Two or three of the local ladies give Sig Rotund’s wide back a massage whilst he is reading the ‘giornale’, including Laura, and he takes this all for granted.   He is, by the way, a very likeable man too.

Milko showing my books for sale!

Milko showing my books for sale!

Then some good news.  Milko, at the ‘Cartolibreria’ in the Piazza, was delighted to have sold three of my novels yesterday, to a German lady and her two American friends.  Monica, if you are reading this, I hope you are all thoroughly enjoying the book!  Drop me a line.

Earlier in the week and back in our lovely garden, I saw a flash of yellow in the orchard, dashed for the binoculars and saw my first ever Golden Oriole fly across my view.   Of course it’s a time when you really want to share this experience, however, here is a picture for you all to enjoy anyway.

Eurasian Golden Oriole

Eurasian Golden Oriole

I may have already told you that I always have a book on the go.   I am talking about reading, not writing, although I always have one of those in preparation too, as I find it very relaxing to go and read when a little bit of stress creeps in.   I am currently reading ‘Joyce Grenfell Requests the Pleasure‘ which is an autobiography  by this lovely funny lady who I have been fortunate enough to hear on radio years ago and see on TV.  I can only say that not only was she a great entertainer but a pretty good writer too.   Writers should always read as it can provide unexpected inspiration and education.

Silvio - Still Sexy even when firing on all cylinders! Photo stefanogalla.blogs.com

Silvio – Still Sexy even when firing on all cylinders!
Photo stefanogalla.blogs.com

And so to the man himself.  May he always keep the journalists, hairdressers, make-up artists, dancers, politicians and judges in work.  Without Silvio there would be a massive increase in unemployment.   Talk in the local bar is very much against his opposition as these people have no idea what a great loss he would be to tourism and students studying economics & politics.  Whilst Italy does have a king tucked away somewhere, possibly in jail – I’ll check this out for next time, Silvio has for several decades now been a form of ‘royalty’.  He’s certainly rich enough.  As is often said in the bar, better the ‘Devil you Know’!

Well, must get organised and go out to lunch (pranzo) at ‘C’era una Volta’ in Luccardo near Fiano.    It’s far too hot to cook or to eat outside at present, however, we will look forward to a nice aperitivo in the early evening when it is a little cooler.

Have a great week and see you next weekend.

Amore June x

PS If you would like to read or leave a review for my novel, click the top right of this page ‘My Father, The Assassin’ under blogroll.

I thought you might all enjoy this foodie blog, I know our friend Brian will love it!

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Do you ever just have one of those absolutely fabulous good foodie weeks that you just have to share with the world? Well I do, after all most of my life seems to about chasing that amazing meal or crisp glass of Rose wine. Nothing particularly fancy or unique, but more so a very wide variety of delicious meals that must be blogged about.

During my insane work week running around town glued to my computer like an extra appendage, I don’t get to really eat a ton during lunch and sometimes even dinner. This summer, I mostly munch on salads, fruit and guzzle espresso or iced coffee like there is no tomorrow. So meeting with friends for a great meal is just about my idea of a perfect distraction. Some people like to buy expensive clothes, I like to spend time with friends over food.

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Would you believe it, my creative thinking cap was not on straight last saturday, when I was writing the first draft of this post!  I asked my man to read it, as one does, and he responded ‘Very nice June for a travel log!’  Arrrgh, this was not what I wanted to send you, how boring is that?  So I have read it again, deleted most of it and here is the fun version!

Benedetta and her lovely mama Laura at the Bar/Alimentari in Fiano

Benedetta and her lovely mama Laura at the Bar/Alimentari in Fiano

You might think that there is a limit to how much one can say about this beautiful area of Tuscany and it’s lovely people.    Well, I can tell you, you would be absolutely wrong on that score.  One morning at the Bar/Alimentari in Fiano, Laura’s lovely daughter Benedetta brought her iPad over to  our table, so that we could listen to her favourite music.  She and her man came to my recent Rock Concert, so there is often talk about musica in the bar!  She recently saw Pink Floyd in concert and has downloaded their album.  So, it was espresso and rock music for breakfast!  The majority of Italians love English and American musica.  It’s played constantly in most bars and sometimes restaurants (ristorante) too.  It can be amusing to hear very risqué lyrics and the oblivious Italians don’t have a clue what they are listening to!  Likewise, T-shirts are worn blazoned with English text and I cannot resist asking the wearer whether he or she knows what it says.   Last week a little stooped Signora, probably in her eighties, was announcing on her black T-shirt, ‘I love you, kiss me quick!’  My man had to restrain me from rushing over to talk to her, the spoil sport!

Carlo in his hugely popular Geletaria Fiorentino in Montespertoli

Carlo in his hugely popular Geletaria Fiorentino in Montespertoli

Regular followers will remember that we like to go to Montespertoli on a sunday, for an aperitivo before lunch.  We were really delighted to read in Il Terreno that the owner or our favourite geletaria, Carlo Armalani, was in the news.   He has invented an icecream that is milk and sugar-free and ideal for diabetics!  What a clever man and part of such a lovely Italian family.

Simone the wicked cocktail maker and artist.

Simone the wicked cocktail maker and artist.

The geletaria is in the main piazza in Montespertoli and just around the corner is Bar Fiorentino, run by his wife la mama Caterina and Simone the son.  Simone makes a wicked cocktail and is also a very talented modern artist and builder of quirky outside installations!  He gave me a huge original painting for my birthday a couple of years ago and it has pride of place on my kitchen wall.  This area is full of talented artists and musicians which I just love.

A couple of evenings ago, whilst enjoying a chilled prosecco on our upper terrace, we were visited by a very inquisitive hedgehog.  It did not see us sitting there and ambled around, eventually heading for Farty Barty’s water bowl.  Soon we will be honoured by the evening visits of  the very confident Pine Martens that love figs, as the fruits are now almost mature enough to harvest.  These cocky creatures, arrive at dusk,  ignore us completely and head straight for the fig tree at the edge of our upper terrace.  One sits on the lowest branch whilst his companion gorges higher up.  Then they change places.  Fascinating.

lords & LadiesLovely wild things have popped up in the garden this year.  There are several names for this wild berry plant.  As children in England we called them ‘Lords & Ladies’ and were warned not to pick them.  However, the splash of colour on the slope down to the orchard is really beautiful.

Last week I talked about Cicadas and I am now going back to this subject because my man has taken some amazing pictures.  Early one morning I was hauled out of bed to witness the birth of this amazing insect and to watch it gradually develop it’s wings and fly off in just over an hour!  This is such a unique happening and a real privilege.

The Cicada emerges from its crysalis, slowly unfolds its wings and flies away.

cicada is bornCicada 1cicada 3cicada 4There are so many amazing things happening in our garden and the surrounding vineyards & olive groves.  It is also quite a noisy time of year what with the cicadas, the squeaky ancient tractors trundling along in between the vines and the tourists (turisti) hiking past our villa following the waymarked route.  We are very entertained by these happy walkers chatting in German, Dutch, American, Polish and a number of other European languages.  It is interesting that visitors from northern Europe all seem to speak English, however, many expect the Italians to do the same.  This is a little unfair in my view, because its only the young generation that have learnt English in School.  Our second language in England was French and until recently it was the same in Italy.

Silvio- feel my muscle!

Silvio- feel my muscle!

I have not forgotten the gorgeous Silvio Berlusconi and have just checked out the latest scuttlebutt.  A muck raking report was printed in the Sunday Independent  and is far too lengthy to include here.  However, the following extract is quite thought-provoking.

‘Mr Berlusconi’s relationship with Russia’s leader was underlined at a press conference in Sardinia in April 2008, when a Russian journalist confronted Mr Putin with rumours of an affair. “Not one word of truth,” said Putin – while Berlusconi, shaping his hand into a pistol, pretended to take aim at the reporter.  Mr Putin returned the favour in 2011 declaring that “however much they nag Signor Berlusconi for his special attitude to the beautiful sex … he has shown himself as a responsible statesman”.  It sounds to me like Russian dolls, you keep peeling off the top layer and there’s another pretty one waiting inside!

Thank you for reading, I wish you all a fantastic week and look forward to hearing from you soon.

Alla Prossima Weekend,  June x

PS  To read or leave a review of my novel ‘My Father, The Assassin’ click top right of this page.

Bentornato and Benvenuto to all my new and very welcome Followers,

Jasmin on the upper terrace

Jasmin on the upper terrace

Another week has passed and it has been strangely quiet.  My man remarked one evening that,  ‘One could get bored looking at this fabulous view every day, breathing in the scent of Oleander, Jasmin and Dry Grasses.  Wandering around the garden and orchard, checking on the fruit trees including apricot, plum, fig and cherry.  Picking a strawberry here and there, watching the courgettes grow, greeting the swifts as they swoop over us in the evening sky.  And then there’s the flocks of snowy white Egrets gracefully flying through the valley below us, the arrow formation of geese cruising from one lake to the next and the toads contentedly croaking in the swampy bits on the valley floor.’  He sighed deeply.  ‘Perhaps we should take a holiday’ I say trying to cheer him up.  ‘Possibly, but where shall we go?’  he groans.   ‘Mmmm, perhaps we should think about it over our delicious espresso in the cafe bar tomorrow morning.’ I suggest.  ‘Buon idea’ he says.  ‘Would you like to go out and eat tonight instead of waiting for me to cook?’  I offer.  ‘What for?  Eating here in this beautiful spot is better than any ristorante in the area, and we are looking down over the vines that produce the Chianti we love to drink!’  He remarks.  ‘I agree, maybe it’s the fact that you decided to give up drinking yesterday that you are feeling this way today’ I say carefully.  Silence.

Oleander in full bloom

Oleander in full bloom

Back at Laura’s alimentari/bar in Fiano,  everyone is very cheerful again and in particular Sig Rotund who is now looking very tanned having possibly gone to Il Mare (The Seaside) for a couple of days, whilst there were no papers to read.  This morning, a favourite widowed Signora of ours brings in a puppy chihuahua, which was a surprise birthday present from friends, as they felt she needed ‘la compania’.  Naturally we all fuss over it, however, we wonder how something so small can really be called a dog! We always had big dogs that could swallow this little mite in one!

Cicada Husk

Cicada Husk

Last week I told you about our discovery that the Cicada was not the insect we thought it was!  I have since read up on this amazing creature and as we already know they are incredibly noisy during the summer months.  In full voice the male and his friends can create a din as loud as a Rock Band or Jet Engine!  Right now they are all around us in the tall pines and cypress trees.  Did you know that some species of Cicada have a penchant for disappearing underground for many years and as long as seventeen?  We also now know, that the strange ghostly looking outer skins of an insect, that are found all over the trunks of trees and the washing line, had been left by the Cicada!  Amazing….

The charismatic Silvio Berlusconi

Silvio shows how he can hold the country together with just two fingers!

And so to Silvio.  It would be a very sad day should the short, yet larger than life, Silvio Berlusconi, cease to be in the news.   We and our friends in the local bar firmly believe that his political enemies have all got it in for him.  Echoes of Kenneth Williams crying  ‘Infamy, Infamy, they’ve all got it in for me!’  The latest news indicates that it would be folly to throw Silvio out of the political arena because he is very rich, keeps the status quo and is hugely popular.  In the meantime our hero is considering passing all his business interests over to his daughter…..

Farty Barty forever alert!

Farty Barty forever alert!

We managed to catch the elusive Farty Barty on saturday morning and get him to the vet for an inoculation.  Being a six-year-old male cat, he is terrified of losing his vital bits, however, so far we have rightly or wrongly let him keep them.

My man is not feeling so benevolent about the squirrels that are still hitting him with sharp half eaten pine cones.  He is considering sending them back with a catapult.  I think he just needs a glass of Chianti.

Well, must go and enjoy lunch at ‘C’era una Volta’ in Luccardo near Fiano.

Salute & Buon Settimana x

PS – To read or leave a review of my novel, click top right of this page – ‘My Father, The Assassin’.

This article is very typical of the stress and strains of buying property and then trying to get planning permission in Italy.  Be aware that you can be made to stop work indefinitely and sometimes for years if you do not follow exact instructions!  We have seen it happen so many times here in Tuscany.  I send my very best wishes to Living in the Langhe x

Italian planning controls: Playing the game.

If you have lived or worked in Bristol, this is an amazing blog article.

Bristol, give me a signal.